This dog was a moron. I was telling it to shut up but my GF was like OMG WTF is that. And I was like omg its just a dog. Than George Efffing Bush said Howdy and welcome to my party how would you like an scrambled egg. and I was like isnt that a chair. George Efffing Bush said No its my ducks. And So I was on my cellurk foney. George Efffing Bush was anyway so that was it. So there was a dog. And He was pink and fluffy and had lasers on his head and had a pair of pants. But his pants were very toight! And Than he saw his faja and said holy moly is my laser bean coll or what?

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