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Good jokes....?
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1.I parked in a disabled bay at Asda this mornin an a bloke piped up " oi wots your disability" so i said " tourettes you c* nt now fek off.
2.Jeremy Kyle show is the only place you will see a 6 month old child have more teeth than his parents!!
3.Man says to wife: "What would u do if i won the lottery?" Wife says: "Take half and leave you." Man says: "GREAT! I've won a tenner, here's a fiver now **** off.
4.A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
5.went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played "Come on Eileen"... got kicked out after that one
Which one you like the best?
2.Jeremy Kyle show is the only place you will see a 6 month old child have more teeth than his parents!!
3.Man says to wife: "What would u do if i won the lottery?" Wife says: "Take half and leave you." Man says: "GREAT! I've won a tenner, here's a fiver now **** off.
4.A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
5.went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played "Come on Eileen"... got kicked out after that one
Which one you like the best?
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