Yo mamma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mamma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mamma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo mamma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
yo mamma's so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing
Yo mamma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
Yo mamma's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo mamma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo mamma's so poor she waves an ice cube around and calls it air conditioning
Yo mamma's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
Yo mamma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible
Yo mamma's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
Yo mamma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
Yo mamma's so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK
Yo mamma's so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
Yo mamma's so dirty she made Right Guard turn left
Yo mamma's so lazy she thinks a two income family is where yo daddy has two jobs
Yo mamma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home
Yo mamma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo mamma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
Yo mamma's so stupid I told her it was chilly outside, so she went and got a bowl
Yo mamma's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
Yo mamma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off
Yo mamma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
Yo mamma's car's so ugly someone broke in just to steal The CLUB
Yo mamma's so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like Vroom Screech Vroom Screech
Yo mamma's so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather
Yo mamma's so old when she ran races they timed her with a sundial
Yo mamma's so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said Hey who turned off the heater?
Yo mamma's so poor she bounces food stamps
Yo mamma's so poor her front and back doors are on the same hinge
Yo mamma's breath so bad she has to take prescription Tic Tac
Yo mamma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo mamma's so dumb she sold her camera to buy film
Yo mamma's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo mamma's so ugly I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back
Yo Mamma's so stupid her favorite color is clear
Yo mamma's so old she used a brontasaurus to get her drivers' license
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center
Yo mamma's so old she has an autographed bible
Yo mamma's so old she got hieroglyphics on her Driver license
Yo mamma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
Yo mamma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo mamma's so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her
Yo mamma's so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused
Yo mamma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
Yo mamma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis
Yo mamma's so stupid she thought Beirut was a famous home run hitter
Yo mamma's so ugly when she was born, they put her in an incubator with tinted windows
Yo mamma's so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals
Yo mamma's so poor burglars break in and leave money
Yo mamma's so dumb she sold her Car for gas money
Yo mamma's so stupid she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, so she took a piss
Yo mamma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer: white out is on the screen
Yo mamma's so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home
Yo mamma's so stupid she thought a hot meal was stolen food.
Yo mamma's so stupid she thought Cheerios were donut seeds
Yo mamma's so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard
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Yo mamma's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo mamma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart
Yo mamma's so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did
Yo mamma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo mamma's so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo mamma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG
Yo mamma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo mamma's so dumb she thinks socialism means partying
Yo mamma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo mamma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws
Yo mamma's so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on
Yo mamma's so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said Who turned off the lights?
Yo mamma's so old she farts out dust
Yo mamma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon
Yo mamma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper
Yo mamma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Yo mamma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo mamma's so poor she can't even afford the last two letters
Yo mamma's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
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Yo mamma's so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and don't Walk
Yo mamma's so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved
Yo mamma's so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed for the season
Yo mamma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo mamma's so stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a hot dog.
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Yo mamma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mamma's so stupid I know she's been using my computer when I see the White-Out on my screen
Yo mamma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus
Yo mamma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mamma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund
Yo mamma's so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif
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Yo mamma's so dumb she cooks with Old Spice
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Yo mamma's so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals
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Yo mamma's so stupid she invented a waterproof teabag
Yo mamma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged
Yo mamma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
Yo mamma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mamma's so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen
Yo mamma's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Yo mamma's so ugly when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back
Yo mamma's so cheap she washes paper plates
Yo mamma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box
Yo mamma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo mamma's so old she drove a chariot to high school
Yo mamma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mamma's so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled
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Yo mamma's so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought meow mix was music for cats
Yo mamma's so stupid she went to a 24-hr store and asked what time they closed
Yo mamma's so stupid tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo mamma's so old her memory is in black and white
Yo mamma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts
Yo mamma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
Yo mamma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on
Yo mamma's smells so bad she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border
Yo mamma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court
Yo mamma's so dirty they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower
Yo mamma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end
Yo mamma's so stupid she went to drug rehab because she thought she was Hooked on Phonics
Yo mamma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any key
Yo mamma's so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
Yo mamma's so stupid she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses
Yo mamma's so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1
Yo mamma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order
Yo mamma's so dirty she slowed down Speed Stick
Yo mamma's so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo mamma's so stupid she broke into a furniture store and slept on the floor
Yo mamma's so ugly her Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought the Board of Education was a piece of wood
Yo mamma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo mamma's so ugly kids dress up as her for Halloween
Yo mamma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green
Yo mamma's so stupid when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable"
Yo mamma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo mamma's so stupid that she hops the turnstyle when she gets OFF the train
Yo mamma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
Yo mamma's so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you doing? and she said watching paper view
Yo mamma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo mamma's so old her social security number is 1
Yo mamma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?
Yo mamma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mamma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale
Yo mamma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box
Yo mamma's so stupid I caught her looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma's so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares
Yo mamma's so old she got hired to babysit Cain and Abel
Yo mamma's so poor when yo family watches TV they go to Sears
Yo mamma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo mamma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample
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