Step 1:
Yell at female in household
(Mom, Wife, Girlfriend, etc.)
In this case i want a Sandwich
Say thses EXACT words:
" Get your useless non-working a**
over here and make daddy a sammich "

Step 2:
If female does not grant you wishes
Raise your right hand throw some
Baby powder and pimp smack

Step 3:
After sammich is prepped and served to
you, throw it on the floor and tell her to
Pick it up !

Step 4:
This one is CRUCIAL !!
Tell her "im sorry and i love you"
Now you should be forgiven
And you stare lovingly deep into her eyes
And say...
" B***h i said I want my sammich NOW ! "

Good Luck !




Warning!
Side effects may include ****, gas, chronic masturbation,
AIDS, cancer, Lack of sex, and in some cases DEATH.
Children under the age of 13 should consult a doctor
Before trying thses methods.








BTW.....i made this cause i was bored
And i am NOT a sexist !! i respect women.
Plz dont flame