The Worst Games to Play on Christmas Day
Skyrim – If you have picked up Skyrim, then you’re not reading this; you are still playing the game and haven’t been seen for weeks! For the rest of you, if you have been thinking about picking up Skyrim, don’t do it. You will spend the next few days mining ore, catching butterflies, and trying to kill one of those damn giants. There is absolutely no Christmas gift that will be able to pry you away from the television screen. New golf clubs? Bah, this thieves guild quest needs completing. New TV? It can wait until after my Daedric armor is upgraded. New car? Ooooo, I think there’s a dragon on the top of this mountain. You will miss out on all that glorious Christmas food, and quality time with your relatives….OK, you might be glad to avoid your relatives.
Nascar: Unleashed - Well actually, it’s a bad idea to play this game no matter what time of year it is. Some really bad games have released for the PS3, such as Naughty Bear and Call of Juarez: The Cartel, but this game could be the worst of them all. Seriously, don’t play this game. If one of your relatives bought you Nascar: Unleashed for Christmas, then they secretly hate you.
Assassin’s Creed: Revelations – Unless you reside in the southern hemisphere, people are bound to be wearing hoodies where you live. After a few dozen hours into Assassin’s Creed, you will be suspicious of anyone in a hood. Nothing ruins the holidays more than when little Timmy starts throwing firecrackers and smoke bombs at members of the family. The local authorities also don’t appreciate it when you run along the rooftops of local businesses downtown, and no, trying to avoid the Templars is not a valid excuse for breaking the law.
Dark Souls – Nothing ruins the holiday spirit more than getting body slammed by the same titanite demon ten times in a row…..or getting stabbed in the back by Ornstein….or falling off a cliff….or practically everything else in that game. Your family members probably won’t appreciate the string of profanities that are sure to be heard from your room. Also, If I could design a level to epitomize the exact opposite of Christmas, it would be the tomb of the giants. It’s dark, lonely, and full of monsters that want to eat your face. I imagine that’s where all the naughty kids are sent when Santa has had a bad day.
Condemned 2: Bloodshot – You don’t want your family to see you playing this game. There’s nothing wrong with beating a homeless man to death with a lead pipe, but the older generation just doesn’t understand! Unless you want your next Christmas gift to be therapy sessions, don’t let anyone know how much you enjoy this game. Instead, pick up Cabela’s Big Game Hunter and kill tons of animals like regular people!
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Source: http://playstationlifestyle.net/2011/12/24/the-worst-games-to-play-on-christmas-day/
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birdmannPosted:
coDyDaTallGuyaznpryde64There are no words to express how much of a dumb **** this dude is !!!!!!! How does Skyrim not deserve GotY ??? It is way more innovative then MW3 is... And im betting your response to this is that " the multiplayer is so amazing, nothing is better than call of duty " well your dead wrong if you think that, hopefully you have some sense and don't...masterryu13SparkiesNipBenji61Nipyour right im not going to play it because how many people like playing games in midevil times?Benji61 skyrim sucks the onl reason it got "game of the year" is because mw3 was just another "Call of Duty"
only* and you probably never played skyrim. skyrim is awesome.
I don't understand why you would hate skyrim just because its not a call of duty, if you play games then obviously you gotta appreciate and respect any game made, may it be terrible or great #TrueGamer
Enough people for it to be called 'Game of the year'
LoL true Skyrim is boss nothing else to it. xD.
You sir, are the dumb one. First of all he said skyrim deserved GOTY... Second, you're feeling retarded now that you're reading this. Third, you're dumb.
skyrim deserved GOTY, COD will never deserve GOTY ever again after Cod4 because all of the new installments of COD are basically COD4 with updated graphics, guns, and interface other then gametypes, they don't add anything thats actually new.
gunboy111Posted:
ive got skyrim ive played it for about an hour and thats plus assains creed don't make people make hoodies at all
ZenocidePosted:
OK so I havent bought skyrim but I did buy MW3 and I certainly like call of duty but I heard that the game it super fun from my friends and that skyrim cab beat other games. Well I played skyrim at my friends house and I really enjoyed it. The only thing that is stopping me from playing it is that I have to buy it.
shadow1Posted:
Its true, I got skyrim for christmas and did not even want to use to bathroom. And once I finished my christmas dinner, I instantly went back to the game. I dont even join friends parties anymore because hearing skrim through turtle beaches is amazing I cant even speak! It does definatly beat any game ages to come, but probably not elder scrolls VI.
coDyDaTallGuyPosted:
aznpryde64There are no words to express how much of a dumb ass this dude is !!!!!!! How does Skyrim not deserve GotY ??? It is way more innovative then MW3 is... And im betting your response to this is that " the multiplayer is so amazing, nothing is better than call of duty " well your dead wrong if you think that, hopefully you have some sense and don't...masterryu13SparkiesNipBenji61Nipyour right im not going to play it because how many people like playing games in midevil times?Benji61 skyrim sucks the onl reason it got "game of the year" is because mw3 was just another "Call of Duty"
only* and you probably never played skyrim. skyrim is awesome.
I don't understand why you would hate skyrim just because its not a call of duty, if you play games then obviously you gotta appreciate and respect any game made, may it be terrible or great #TrueGamer
Enough people for it to be called 'Game of the year'
LoL true Skyrim is boss nothing else to it. xD.
skyrim deserved GOTY, COD will never deserve GOTY ever again after Cod4 because all of the new installments of COD are basically COD4 with updated graphics, guns, and interface other then gametypes, they don't add anything thats actually new.
aznpryde64Posted:
masterryu13SparkiesNipBenji61Nipyour right im not going to play it because how many people like playing games in midevil times?Benji61 skyrim sucks the onl reason it got "game of the year" is because mw3 was just another "Call of Duty"
only* and you probably never played skyrim. skyrim is awesome.
I don't understand why you would hate skyrim just because its not a call of duty, if you play games then obviously you gotta appreciate and respect any game made, may it be terrible or great #TrueGamer
Enough people for it to be called 'Game of the year'
LoL true Skyrim is boss nothing else to it. xD.
skyrim deserved GOTY, COD will never deserve GOTY ever again after Cod4 because all of the new installments of COD are basically COD4 with updated graphics, guns, and interface other then gametypes, they don't add anything thats actually new.
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