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Gnarcotic wroteGot stopped by a guy asking for directions whilst I was talking on the phone. The disrespect, I told him where to go.

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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

You two are the firsts to make me chuckle, well done.
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup
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I cant move, breathe, speak or hear and its so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
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I have two:

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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wanna know the difference between jelly and jam?
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If I was a squirrel would you help me bust a nut?
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Hey, you look pretty freaking stupid
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I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
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