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I was riding my bicycle when I was younger and my foot got stuck in the breaks when I was trying to impress some neighborhood girls Kappa
Ended up with 6 stitches and a concussion
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15 years old, in school and broke my arm/elbow on a chair. So our chairs looked similar to these

https://i.imgur.com/5dapO8k.png

Anyways, I was tying my boots and instead of rotating my body away from the desk part with the rod for support, I kept my feet at both sides and tied my boots. Left side, no problem. Right side though, when I went to tighten the laces, I pulled on them hard in a downward motion to get them tight, problem was, when I did that, my elbow hit the little support rod for the desk and because of the angle and speed I was going at, I bent my arm backwards against the rod and broke it after it "flamingo'ed" itself. From there on, I was that dipshit who broke his arm tying his shoes/boots.
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iRezzza wrote I was riding my bicycle when I was younger and my foot got stuck in the breaks when I was trying to impress some neighborhood girls Kappa
Ended up with 6 stitches and a concussion


Yeah, but now you can tell chicks you got stitches in a biking accident. Just exclude what kind of bike

I got the tip of my thumb cut off when I was 5. Sister slammed it in a door. Thankfully, it grew back pretty normal. It's just a little shorter than my other thumb and the nail comes out curved like a claw.

Edit: In case anyone wants to see, here it is https://imgur.com/gallery/h9uyRrF

Edit 2: It gives me no trouble and it looks normal upon a casual glance. Most people don't even notice the size difference unless I compare them side by side. I lucked out with this accident
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Faked having a seizure in the locker room as a joke with friends, hit my head off the corner of a locker and pretty sure I knocked myself out for a solid 3-4 seconds. I learned a lot that day.
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Fought a refrigerator got 11 stitches in my Achilles
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MushroomElm wrote
iRezzza wrote I was riding my bicycle when I was younger and my foot got stuck in the breaks when I was trying to impress some neighborhood girls Kappa
Ended up with 6 stitches and a concussion


Yeah, but now you can tell chicks you got stitches in a biking accident. Just exclude what kind of bike

I got the tip of my thumb cut off when I was 5. Sister slammed it in a door. Thankfully, it grew back pretty normal. It's just a little shorter than my other thumb and the nail comes out curved like a claw.

Edit: In case anyone wants to see, here it is https://imgur.com/gallery/h9uyRrF

Edit 2: It gives me no trouble and it looks normal upon a casual glance. Most people don't even notice the size difference unless I compare them side by side. I lucked out with this accident


Never thought of that lmao
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When I was younger I tried to take the plastic grip off the handle of a toy metal gun by biting it off. Well, the plastic grip clamped down on my lower lip and the more I tried to prise it off, the tighter it clamped. Had to go the hospital sat in the waiting room for over 3 hours with a gun hanging off my lip which was so sore. So yeah.

like this
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I was playing football in p.e class, and the coach through the ball super hard at me, obviously I tried to catch it, and it bent my whole wrist. turns out I had broken it yet it wasn't really hurting so I was mad as hell that I had to go thru that stupid shit xD
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Luckily I've never broken a bone but I flew on my bike pretty far when I was a kid lol
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Joey wrote Luckily I've never broken a bone but I flew on my bike pretty far when I was a kid lol


That's impressive, ET style?
One time I was using a tomato dicer where you put a half tomato in Alan it and it shoots out the bottom in cubes. Pro tip, don't get your thumb anywhere near it. Still can't feel that part of my thumb and it's been like 6 years.
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