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Tom wrote My dad told me when I was young that if I ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow inside me.

I was fat, I kept getting fatter so I thought it was true. Turns out I just couldn't put the twinkies down.
Lmao I remember my uncle and my mom said this to me as a child
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Just rememberd another thing lol,
When i was a kid my dad told me if you have one big long eyebrow (unibrow) that it was called a vagina xD beleived it for about 2 weeks until i went over to my uncle and said you have a vagina, hes like where, i said on your face basically explained it, then he let me know my dad was just tryna be a funny fu*ker and that is not what a vagina is.

My dads also said something else that i beleived as a kid, il not say it here lol
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As a kid I was taught a lot of racist and sexist things that none of which were true!

I grew up and loved everyone, still do and always will <3
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When I was younger I was always told off for turning the interior light on, I'd always be told it was "illegal while the car is moving"
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My dad would be home from the shops soon...
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The WWE lmao
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