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Your mom is so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time plz
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20 minutes into these jokes 20 minutes laughing
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Hollywood_Undead wrote ROFL i the your mom so fat ones im thanking this
"your mom so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the :idea: off"

i lol'd myself at that one
I loled too 20202020202
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Yo Mamma stupid on her way to disneyland she saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left", so she turned around and went home.
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Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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pmsl that is mint !!!!
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Love this I'll use them on xbox live
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Great post!
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Ah, I've not laughed that hard in awhile - thanks Dale!
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
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