#801. Posted:
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''Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a matress store and slept on the ground''
yeah buddy!
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Loving the jokes
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These are amazing haha i couldnt stop laughing
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Your mom is so poor that someone walked in her house and stepped on a cigerette but and she said hey who turned off the heat?
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your mom is so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live
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Pretty good jokes, here's another.
Your mom's so fat she goes into a close store and asks if they have anything her size they say 'no sorry we dont get sumo's in here that often'

Your mom's so stupid she gets tangled up in a wireless phone.

Your mom's so small she does backflips under her bed.

Your mom's so stupid she thought credit crunch was a cereal.
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Haha i peed my pants
i have 1 your mums likee a haRDWARE store 10cents a screw
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''Your mama is so cheap, when a guy went up to here to have sex he gave her 2 cents, and she gave one back''
mhm
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Now Dale, what did would your mother say?
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Lol good few jokes here!
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