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Pull The Grenade, Throw The Pin - 15 kills holding cooked grenades
Unbalanced - purchase all player upgrades
Taco Savior - collect 100 tacos
No DP? No madness - beat the game on veteran difficulty
Drunk On Power - upgrade all weapons
Fish Out Of Water - cross toxic river without falling in
So You've Got Some Free Time? - beat "landed in prison" without countering
Suck It, Wolverine - beat "front gates of evil" without dying
I Am Deadpool - beat "front gates of evil" using only swords and pistols
Let's-A-Go! - make it across the floating debris without falling