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DEA Officer Stopped at my Farm (Story)Posted:

  • Gold Gifter
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.

I said Okay, but dont go in that field over there.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?. do you understand?!!

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that hed sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs Your badge, show him your BADGE!!

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Seen this on facebook, pretty funny if you ask me XD
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I found it fair funny tbh
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Imao, I would shit myself. lol
That animal is something else man.
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Hahaha, wasn't expecting it to end like that but of course it did! Thanks for sharing
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That's too funny
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The important question is tho....

we're allowed to post pictures of animals with nuts almost bigger than their own leg??? lmfao
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Hahahaha he got what he deserved karma eh.
-Thanks for the laugh bro.
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Damn, he's packing.
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I heard this at work. It's a coolstory.
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