It's 2016 and the criteria for a username is very different from usernames of 2012. I'll leave the details I'd like for you to consider down below.
The username must be less than 10 characters long.
The username must be unique and not have results when searched.
The username must not contain any Xs, numbers, or special characters.
The username must be easy to pronounce and remember
Please help me! Don't be an ass! I can't come up with my own names because I'm not that creative.
Thanks for your consideration and I hope to hear from you soon!