2 Things
1. I was little and I was on a floaty really far out in a lake it was like a Aligator or something then I fell asleep I fell off and I didn't know how to swim. I had to jump high and kick my feet to get a little oxygene.
2. About 3 years ago I was at my friends house and his grandmother had a $7,000+ marble glass top table and my friend and I wanted to move it to jump off of it and land in a huge pile of blankets/pillows and the top fell off and shattered and we blamed it on a 3 year old and we got away with it. Lol.

Toothless wrote I stole a klondike bar from walmart, SUCH A RUSH! Haha jk, I broke a bunch of things in the house by accident and told my parents that we were robbed when I went to a friends house. But my parents knew that I was lying because well, lets be real here we all know I have 0 friends

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