Ok guys so I've herd of many ways to rank up but my way is easy and it involves k/d and round consistency
So if you have like 30000 kills 100 does and your k/d is Hightower to get the shotguns
You need to get to a high round and get a lot of kills not a lot of downs and a high round alot

a 20-80 kd and around 5k kills

between a 120+ kd and around 10k kills

you need between a 200-300+ and around 20k kills

that it's how much you play and when you loose tales that means you didn't playing for a day

You still need the I'd but you also need to aim for 30+ rounds aswell to rank up

[ Register or Signin to view external links. ]

How to build it


Strategies and tips for the sliquifer

Requirements:
4 players
sliquifier
Sniper(svu is the best)
The power
Steam flinger
Galvaknuckles

Step 1: The power

Got to power and turn it on. The easter egg can be done with power and is actually necessary.

Step 2: The golden tiles

There are several tiles in elevators all over die rise. locate the 4 (one per elevator) and stand on it at the same time. This should light them up
Now you must look for 3 other tiles on the floor. There are several locations for these so look around. They must be activated in a specific order.

Step 3: The sniper and balls

So we have all heard of these magic balls and we are like "How do we shoot them?" Well, you probably had the wrong step. First, one must get a sniper rifle (the SVU is best but it does not matter). Then, since step 2 should be complete, you can now shoot the orbs. This will cause them to disappear and reappear at the starting room under the feet of the Lions. Then audio can be heard.

Step 4: The Sliqifier
What is an easter egg without some Wonder Weapons to liven things up! You grab the sliquifier and take it back to spawn. Use it on the balls under the lions paw until they spin. Richtofen will speak.

Step 5: The Lions tiles on the floor
There are 4 lion tiles scattered in a few places. Find all of them and have the stem flingers facing the spire. Launch zombies continually into the tower using the Steam Flingers. After a while, the "Blood sacrifice" will stop and some more sparks will appear on richtofens dragon.

Step 6 Last step!: The Galvaknuckles
So Basically one must buy the galvaknuckles and use them on the tower. There are your blue edges that need to be knifed so as to power the spire. Knife them each a few times and the spire will illuminate power!

High maintenance is now unlocked!!

Here are the requirements
-4 players
-EMP grenade
-POWER OFF (will explain later)
-The avogadro
-Turbine
-Teleporter (will explain later)
-Forest Denizen (will explain later)

Step 1: Get the turbine
-You will need to created this at the beginning (if your dont know how to make it, look at any other video/guide)

Step 2: Power
-This will require you to turn on power. Go on the bus untill you make it to a seemingly abandoned location. The toolshed is a door that leads to an underground generator. (this requires crafting; look at any other videos/guides to get this)
-when the sparks fly, look closely at the middle of the generator. What do ya see?

Step 3:TURN OFF THE POWER
-Maxis will state that it was good you turned on the power and that now you must turn it off. He says it disrupts your communication with him. So be it.

Step 4: The Avogadro
-Now you will need to CAPTURE the Avogadro. You must first get an EMP grenade from the mystery box
-When you have one, lure the Avogadro into the Pylon (or electrical tower; not sure what that big electrical thing is)(if you dont know where this is, look for videos about how to get there through the crop field AKA the same place the Richtofen easter egg takes place.)
-Once there, Activate your turbines by setting them down. This will cause the Avogadro to be sucked of its energy
-Maxis will then tell you that its essence needs to be captured. Toss the EMP grenade at he Avogadro and it will curl into the fetal position. Then it will spring up. Maxis tells you that you now need MOAR POWER!

Step 5: The Legend of Babble: The Turbine, The Denizens, and The Teleporters (PLEASE GET THE REFERENCE )
-A little backstory: To get the teleporter, you must get a denizen. A denizen is a little ass**** that jumps on you when you go into the fog without a bus.
-Now you need one person in town and another at Diner. Make sure both have Turbines.
-Now you must venture into the fog far enough to get a denizen on your face. DO NOT KILL IT. Have it come back to the light (lampost location is near the gass pumps) and it will jump off and create a hole (im not totally sure if the hole is already there or if the denizen will create it; most of the time a denizen will create it.) Now the guy in town must do it with his denizen (lampost is on the other end of the town where the bus will pass through; foggy area). This will create the second teleporter
-two people need to stay at the electrical tower and set their turbines there.
-set down all the turbine( one at diner, one at town, 2 at electrical tower)
-This will cause the turbine to do some wierd stuff but basically it powers the teleporter...i unno.....Theories?
-THAT IS THE END!

Step 1 -
After turning on the power, the players needs to assemble the Thrustodyne Aeronautics Model 23 (3 parts can be retrieved before turning on the power, but the wires cannot be obtained until after Dr. Maxis's speech once the power is on).

Step 2 -
All 4 players need to obtain EMP Grenades from the Mystery Box.

Step 3 -
After sufficiently heating up the rock, Richtofen will ask to power up the pylon. The players will then need to stay underneath the Pylon killing zombies until Richtofen speaks to Samuel again.

Step 4 -
After sufficiently filling the pylon, Richtofen will say the pylon has too much power and it needs to be reduced by a factor of 4. At this point, all four players should find a different green light, and get a denizen to create a teleporter at it. All four players must throw their EMP grenades through the teleporters at the exact same moment. If done correctly, the lights should glow with a blue electricity and the achievement will be unlocked.

To complete the Tranzit music easter egg you will need to locate 3 teddy bears on the map and activate them. Upon activing all three you will hear Kevin Sherwoods - Carrion
Steps:
These steps can be completed in any order.
You will hear a sound when activating a teddy bear the first time.
Activate the teddy bear in the bus depot.
Located to the right after leaving the starting room.
On a bench near the lava.
Activate the teddy bear at the farm.
Located on the second floor of the farm house.
The teddy bear is lying on a mattress.
Activate the teddy bear in the town.
Located on the first floor of the bar.
Bear is on a booth to the right of the main doors.

How to build the turret

[YouTube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdfqti1s5tU[/YouTube

To complete the NukeTown music easter egg you will need to locate 3 teddy bears on the map and activate them. Upon activing all three you will hear Sympathy for the Devil - Rolling Stones.

Steps:
These steps can be completed in any order.
You will hear a sound when activating a teddy bear the first time.
Activate the teddy bear in the green house.
Located on the second floor.
On top bunk of bunk beds.
Behind the green house.
Located to the right behind the house.
Near fence.
Activate the teddy bear in the bus.
Located in the middle of the map.
Bear is visible through a window of the bus.