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Windows 8 (Alpha) Source Code
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If you do not understand the basics of source code you may not understand this.
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NOTE : Yes I am aware that I used an old programming joke from the past as a template for this
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/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) 1990-2011 Microsoft Corporation
Microsoft Windows 8 (Alpha)
*/
#include "dos.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "win98se.h"
#include "winnt.h"
#include "win2000.h"
#include "winme.h"
#include "winxp.h"
#include "winvista.h"
#include "win7.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"
#include "ubuntu1104.h"
class Windows8 extends WindowsVista implements Nothing
{}
int totalNewFeatures = 1;
int totalNewFaults = 666;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
boolean readyForRelease = false;
void main {
while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_install) {
if ((RAM < 6GB) || (processorSpeed < 12GHz)) {
PopUp("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
Make32GBswapFile();
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX);
SearchAndDestroy(OPENOFFICE);
SearchAndDestroy(*_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDrivers();
PopUp("Lots of driver incompatibility issues!");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
//printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
//printf("Welcome to Windows 7");
printf("Welcome to Windows 8")
if (still_not_crashed) {
SlowCpuClockByHalf();
CheckUserLicense();
CheckUserLicenseAgain();
MakeUserWaitForSomeTime();
RelayUserDetailsToAllSpamLists();
LookBusy();
DisplayFancyOversizeGraphics();
FlickerLED(HDD);
while (ramRemain > 2GB) {
PopUp("Copying Files, Please Wait");
GetKeyPress();
UseUpMoreRam();
}
return AllUserMoneyToMicrosoft;
RunWindowsVista();
if (up_time_Hours > 2) {
BSOD();
}
}
}
NOTE : Yes I am aware that I used an old programming joke from the past as a template for this
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