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Windows 8 (Alpha) Source Code
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If you do not understand the basics of source code you may not understand this.
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/*
       GNOT General Public License!
       (c) 1990-2011 Microsoft Corporation

       Microsoft Windows 8 (Alpha)
*/


#include "dos.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "win98se.h"
#include "winnt.h"
#include "win2000.h"
#include "winme.h"
#include "winxp.h"
#include "winvista.h"
#include "win7.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"
#include "ubuntu1104.h"


class Windows8 extends WindowsVista implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 1;
int totalNewFaults = 666;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
boolean readyForRelease = false;

void main {
    while (!CRASHED) {
        if (first_time_install) {
            if ((RAM < 6GB) || (processorSpeed < 12GHz)) {
                PopUp("Hardware incompatibility error.");
                GetKeyPress();
                BSOD();
            }
        }
        Make32GBswapFile();
        SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX);
        SearchAndDestroy(OPENOFFICE);
        SearchAndDestroy(*_GOOGLE);
        AddRandomDrivers();
        PopUp("Lots of driver incompatibility issues!");
        GetKeyPress();
        BSOD();
    }

    //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    //printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
    //printf("Welcome to Windows 7");
    printf("Welcome to Windows 8")

    if (still_not_crashed) {
        SlowCpuClockByHalf();
        CheckUserLicense();
        CheckUserLicenseAgain();
        MakeUserWaitForSomeTime();
        RelayUserDetailsToAllSpamLists();
        LookBusy();

        DisplayFancyOversizeGraphics();
        FlickerLED(HDD);
        while (ramRemain > 2GB) {
            PopUp("Copying Files, Please Wait");
            GetKeyPress();
            UseUpMoreRam();
        }
        return AllUserMoneyToMicrosoft;
        RunWindowsVista();

        if (up_time_Hours > 2) {
            BSOD();
        }
    }
}


NOTE : Yes I am aware that I used an old programming joke from the past as a template for this

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