The correct way to eat an oreo is to twist the top layer off then you lick the white layer of special mixed oreos, then you dunk it in the milk of your choice. This can mean any kind of milk, depending on how you like it full fat, semi skimmed etc. Once it reaches the consistency you like feel free to eat it. If it doesn't match the consistency you like feel free to dunk it in again, but make sure you don't over dunk it or you'll hate life. Other people twist it dunk it then stick the dry layer on top, this is the wrong way, it shouldn't be done that way. Don't be that guy.

Separate the cookie from the icing.
Place icing on plate.
Throw out cookie because it's shit.
Eat icing.
Repeat.

Little short on the wording but the grammar is good...I think.

I just eat it like a normal person.

I don't bother twisting, dunking and then liking it, or what ever you do.

Twist the top
Lick out insides
Dump cookie in to milk
Leave the cookie in the milk
drink the milk.

Congenital wrote Twist the top, lick out the insides, each the rest.

"lick out the insides" lmao, I'm done!! 1234((

First, eating an oreo is an art. Each person has different approaches to conquering this tasty snack. The correct way of eating of course is by twisting it, releasing the delicious cream filling from the tight grasps of the cookie. Then proceeding to lick the creme off of the crunchy cookie. From here, you open the fridge and get some 2% milk and fill a glass. All while keeping in mind to get a glass large enough for you to easily dip the cookies pieces. As you drown what is left of the cookie you let it sit for 15 seconds in the milk, making sure you aren't submersing it for too long causing the cookie to break and sink to the bottom of the glass. After you have finished the cookie you can either drink the milk, or grab another cookie and twist it, lick it and dip it.

The only way to correctly consume an Oreo is to shove it down your face. That's how humans have eaten since humans were invented. Oreo's are nothing special, and they certainly have nothing on the cookie.

The cookie was the greatest invention ever, it's been confirmed by many fat people in the past. As we all know, fat people are by far the best people as they have evolved into bigger and therefore better human beings, so their opinion always matters.

So to answer your question, the best way to eat an Oreo, is to buy a packet of cookies!

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I will never forget that brisk October evening in 2015. I had arrived home from school, and followed the standard routine drop off the backpack, boot up the PC, put the keys and wallet on the desk, sort through the mail, turn on the TV, etc. But what about snacks? Nothing in the refrigerator interested me, so I grabbed a $10 bill from my wallet, took my keys and headed off to the gas station around 2 miles down the street, as I had done a thousand times before.

I decided on some birthday cake Oreos and headed off home. As I walked down one deserted street, I heard foot steps rustling in the leaves. Turning my head, I saw a figure 50 yards away walking in my direction. Nothing to worry about. This town is full of people. Then a few seconds later, I heard the person running in my direction. Nothing to worry about. I was near a bus stop, and no doubt he was rushing to catch his bus.

But there was no bus. Before I realized what was happening, he had come upon me from behind, knocked me to the wall, and with his left arm around my neck, pressed a blade against my throat with his right hand.

Dont turn around or I will plunge this knife into your chest cavity, he said.

Many things enter ones mind in such a situation. Id like to say that my thoughts went immediately to self-preservation, or clever plans for escape, but in all honesty, my first thought was on how awkward his demand was phrased, how clichd it was. Plunge into my chest cavity? I wanted a rewrite.

But a look down at the blade reminded me that this was not a prop, and that however inelegant his words, this gentleman and I had a business transaction to complete.

Gimme your wallet, was his request, as I had expected.

I dont have a wallet, I replied.

We eventually decided on my $3 change and my box of Oreos as pay.

His final words were: Dont try to follow me. He then tossed $2 of my $3 back to me and ran off with my Oreos, saying I only need money for the bus.

And that's how I got mugged for a box of birthday cake Oreos.