Wasn't bad but got shot in the eye with a BB gun. It was less than half a centermeter away from my eyeball. I had a bloodshot eye and it was bruised for a while

Worst: Falling onto a sharp metal pole and piercing the skin deep when I was like 6, went right into my leg.

Runner Up: Cutting a huge hole in my ear when swinging a Karambit knife.Yes, I'm an idiot

Maj wrote Wasn't bad but got shot in the eye with a BB gun. It was less than half a centermeter away from my eyeball. I had a bloodshot eye and it was bruised for a while

Worst: Falling onto a sharp metal pole and piercing the skin deep when I was like 6, went right into my leg.

Runner Up: Cutting a huge hole in my ear when swinging a Karambit knife.Yes, I'm an idiot

Harambe- wrote

Maj wrote Wasn't bad but got shot in the eye with a BB gun. It was less than half a centermeter away from my eyeball. I had a bloodshot eye and it was bruised for a while

Worst: Falling onto a sharp metal pole and piercing the skin deep when I was like 6, went right into my leg.

Runner Up: Cutting a huge hole in my ear when swinging a Karambit knife.Yes, I'm an idiot

Jesus christ, that last one.


Was that a dare? lol

No, I was joking around with it and swinging like you would with something like a Machete. I swung back forgetting the knife was curved and went into my ear, I knew it was bad straight away and grabbed a pillow (of all things haha) and rammed it onto my ear to stop the bleeding. I was in pain for like 4 hours straight and got around 3 hours sleep that night, next morning went to my girls house with her and her mum cleaned it up and stuff & told me I needed stitches, Got my parents they took me to A&E and got it stitched up

Maj wrote

Harambe- wrote

Maj wrote Wasn't bad but got shot in the eye with a BB gun. It was less than half a centermeter away from my eyeball. I had a bloodshot eye and it was bruised for a while

Worst: Falling onto a sharp metal pole and piercing the skin deep when I was like 6, went right into my leg.

Runner Up: Cutting a huge hole in my ear when swinging a Karambit knife.Yes, I'm an idiot

Jesus christ, that last one.


Was that a dare? lol

No, I was joking around with it and swinging like you would with something like a Machete. I swung back forgetting the knife was curved and went into my ear, I knew it was bad straight away and grabbed a pillow (of all things haha) and rammed it onto my ear to stop the bleeding. I was in pain for like 4 hours straight and got around 3 hours sleep that night, next morning went to my girls house with her and her mum cleaned it up and stuff & told me I needed stitches, Got my parents they took me to A&E and got it stitched up

Oh my lord, i had a gash on my arm like last year from working on my car. I was an EMT at the time. I have a jump kit so i stitched it up myself. It doesn't look great but it did the job lol

Used to be a pitcher in baseball, took a liner to the face lost 4 teeth. I now have fake teeth.

Smash my head on a desk at school

Cut my head open pretty bad

I actually have 2. The first was when i was really young and I can hardly even remeber it. I think i was like 4 or something and i was at this like daycare and some kid rode one of those like plastice peddle cars (idk what they're called) right over my head and i had to go to the hospital and get my head glued back together. The second one was was also fairly long ago. I was playing around with my brother when i was in 3rd grade and he was in 5th and he pushed me and I hit into the edge of a windowsil (probably not spelled right) and I sliced open right above where my eye meets the bridge of my nose. Had to go to the hospital and got like 8 stitches or so.

Well my right foot has been through some shit.

I was hit by a car and sustained permanent bruising on my heel from it.

Then, on the same foot, stepped on a giant anchor on a beach. Blood everywhere.

Currently, same foot again, fell from 15 feet free running and landed on it with all my weight.

Oh and then there is the time when, on the same foot, I slipped mowing the lawn and lost the tip of my toe. How I forgot about that worries me.

For some reason I walk weird now. No clue why.

dislocated my knee playing football, that was a killer